Avast! It Be Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Arr! It be International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Avast, ye landlubbers, or ye be walkin’ the plank! keep-calm-and-say-arrr

It be possible that yer fine an’ brave captain o’ the fearsome ship Catholic Geek might have forgotten what today is . . . but I assure ye all, if that were the case — and I ain’t sayin’ it is — it would only have been because of celebratin’ in fine piratey fashion with a good mug o’ rum. Or mead. Or grog. Or . . . whatever was in me cup.

Actually, it be odd that it be today. Would Pirate Day — at least fer them buccaneers who dwell within and prey upon the United States — be not be more appropriate on April 15th, or ‘haps a Tuesday in November?

But enough o’ that! It be time to hoist th’ Jolly Roger and sail the seven seas in search of heretics to loot an’ pillage! Continue reading

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Military SF Tech @DragonCon, 2016

This was a fun little panel that I was surprised by — mostly that I got such good video feed.
“There’s an awful lot of high tech in military science fiction. Some of it is solidly based on current science/tech. Some of it is highly futuristic. What is the future of military technology, and how much of what we read is possible–or even probable? Additional Panelists: Marcus Christiansen”

Speakers include: Michael Z Williamson, John Ringo, Charles Gannon, and Mac Edelheit

And I have some nice toys in my Sad Puppy and Dragon Award Nominated Novel Honor at Stake by clicking this link.
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Tom Stranger: International Insurance Agent

Welcome to Larry Correia’s audio book, The Adventures of Tom Stranger: Interdimensional Insurance Agent, narrated by Adam Baldwin.

Yes. Really. I’m not making this one up.

Have you ever seen a planet invaded by rampaging space mutants from another dimension or Nazi dinosaurs from the future?

Don’t let this happen to you!

Rifts happen, so you should be ready when universes collide. A policy with Stranger & Stranger can cover all of your interdimensional insurance needs. Rated “Number One in Customer Satisfaction” for three years running, no claim is too big or too weird for Tom Stranger to handle.

But now Tom faces his greatest challenge yet. Despite being assigned the wrong – and woefully inadequate – intern, Tom must still provide quality customer service to multiple alternate Earths, all while battling tentacle monsters, legions of the damned, an evil call center in Nebraska, and his archnemesis, Jeff Conundrum. Armed with his Combat Wombat and a sense of fair play, can Tom survive? And will Jimmy the Intern ever discover his inner insurance agent?

It’s time to kick ass and adjust claims.

Adam Baldwin (Firefly, Chuck) performs Larry Correia’s madcap interdimensional tale of underwriting and space travel, where the only thing scarier than tentacle monsters is a high deductible.

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Review: Black Tide Rising

If you haven’t read John Ringo’s awesome Black Tide series, you’re missing out. It started as a trilogy, spun out into a quartet, then inspired an anthology….not that I would know anything about that. Heh.

The premise is simple: Imagine if The Walking Dead was reasonable, and the characters smart and likable. It started with a not Zombie plague, even though the airborne virus turns the majority of those infected into violent, mindless savages with a bad tendency to bite. Due to stupid squishy policies (like a ban on shooting to kill the “poor unfortunate souls who are merely sick” …. ow. I just rolled my eyes too hard), the infected are allowed to survive until they are so numerous, civilization collapses.

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Review: Iron Chamber of Memory

John C Wright has pulled off a great trick with his latest novel, Iron Chamber of Memory. What started out as a Nora Roberts style romantic comedy ended in an epic battle on the scale of Mary Stewart and her books of King Arthur and Merlin. Call it a fantasy romance. Quick! Where’s the soundtrack for Excalibur! I need O Fortuna to accompany the knights charging out of the mists!

Trust me, when I say it was epic, I mean EPIC.

You can kind of guess it from the cover.

Eye catching enough?

The description is as follows.
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Review: Chasing Freedom

I hang out with a lot of political writers.  Then again, most if not all writers still to be political, to some degree or another. And the most common form of political writing lately is the distopia, or perhaps dystopia, depending on who’s writing it.

And dear God, I am sick of them.

Granted, there have been some solid ones.  Daniella Bova’s Tears of Paradox looked something like it was out of Walker Percy than anything else. There’s Ordinance 93, that was mostly an action thriller with heavy espionage elements than a distopia. There’s every John Ringo novel, which looks like he’s destroying the world at one point or another.

But for everyone one of those, there are easily ten that don’t make the cut. Or drive me to tears. Or drive me insane. I don’t even finish them, because I can’t.  Honestly, it’s either the despair, or the writing, and the occasional “Why am I not doing something fun, like having a root canal?”

And then a friend of mine, Marina Fontaine, wanted me to look at Chasing Freedom.

Finally, at long last, something fun.

There’s a good reason it was nominated for a Dragon Award. It earned it. This is a distopia that’s easy to digest, easy to read, and simply enjoyable.

Our main characters are Julie and Randy, and we follow them from being teenagers rebelling against a PC system gone amuck, via blogs and rallies, and watch them blossom into resistance fighters against a totalitarian system.

What’s that you say? Sounds like a variation on Red Dawn?  Sounds like a TEA partier’s worse nightmare? Must be written by some redneck in flyover country?

Oops, sorry, no.  Marina lived in the USSR.  She’s been there, done that, got the t-shirt. You want a tyrannical nightmare, she can build one. However, you will not want to read this one with a bottle of vodka.

Chasing Freedom is different from all the other distopias for a number of reasons. The tone is lighter and hopeful. It’s also filled with creative ideas about how to circumvent a dictatorship.  For example, Amish country becomes a safe haven for people fleeing the nightmare that is the urban environment (like New Jersey).  Also, this is a distopia that operates on the level of a Tom Clancy novel, following various and sundry people at multiple levels of the resistance and the political hierarchy — from the schlub in the street, to the grunts running the black sites, to smugglers getting people to Canada.

Despite having all of these characters at all of these levels, they’re easy to keep track of. They have histories, they have easily traced relationships, and they all connect to each other.

Another difference is that this is not outlandish. This is not a delusion. Much of the tyrannical elements are visible from here. You can see these coming. And when you see the ones at the start of the novel, the ones to follow are easier still to see.

And the best difference? This is one book. Sure, there could be more novels, but this is basically it, one novel, one story — a history of a resistance, encapsulated in a few hundred pages. I honestly can’t name you one person who’s done that.

Just do yourself a favor, and buy the book already.

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#DragonCon Report 2016, Effective Promotion for Writers

Description of this panel: “The pros discuss what works for them, and what doesn’t.”
Panelists include: Jade Lee, Peter David, Faith Hunter, Gail Z Martin, and Lee Martindale.
No, sorry, I don’t have too much to add to this one. After the first half dozen or so panels on the topic, they start to blur together. With luck, this will be useful to someone.

Speaking of promotion, you might want to check out my Sad Puppy and Dragon Award Nominated Novel Honor at Stake by clicking this link. Heh.

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Neeta Lyffe: Dual Review

Today will be a dual review.  Why? Because it’s hard to review one book without reflecting on the other.

In zombie films, zombies are generally NOT the main bad guys. They set the scene, they act as cannon fodder (for an action franchise like Resident Evil, where the real villains are the Evil Corporation du jour), but most zombie movies are more about the people in the Zombie Apocalypse du jour rather than about the zombies. The zombies are window dressing.

Enter Karina Fabian’s Neeta Lyffe: Zombie Exterminator.

Neeta Lyffe: Zombie Exterminator, takes place in the 2040s, several decades after the zombie outbreaks started. However, there is no zombie apocalypse here.  It never happened. but the undead can be annoying, so exterminators with chainsaws have to be called in.
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Monster Hunter Grunge Review

What happens when you bring together one of the best SF&F writers into one of the best fantasy worlds in books today? Monster Hunter Memoirs: Grunge.

When Marine Private Oliver Chadwick Gardenier is killed in the Marine barrack bombing in Beirut, somebody who might be Saint Peter gives him a choice: Go to Heaven, which while nice might be a little boring, or return to Earth. The Boss has a mission for him and he’s to look for a sign. He’s a Marine: He’ll choose the mission.

Unfortunately, the sign he’s to look for is “57.” Which, given the food services contract in Bethesda Hospital, creates some difficulty. Eventually, it appears that God’s will is for Chad to join a group called “Monster Hunters International” and protect people from things that go bump in the night. From there, things trend downhill.

Monster Hunter Memoirs is the (mostly) true story of the life and times of one of MHI’s most effective—and flamboyant—hunters. Pro-tips for up and coming hunters range from how to dress appropriately for jogging (low-profile body armor and multiple weapons) to how to develop contacts among the Japanese yakuza, to why it’s not a good idea to make billy goat jokes to trolls.

Grunge harkens back to the Golden Days of Monster Hunting when Reagan was in office, Ray and Susan Shackleford were top hunters and Seattle sushi was authentic.

Monster Hunter Memoirs: Grunge has everything that I’ve come to expect from Ringo: a smart character taking over-the-top situations, and responding to them very pragmatically. Swarm of zombies in the middle of a revival meeting? Shoot them in the head. And shoot faster. Have a dream about a mission from God? Well, it could be a dream, or it could be a vision. Let’s wait and see, keeping an open mind all the way.

Also, 57.

Also, baby-killer first class.

Heh. You’ll have to read the book to get those references. Make sure you’re not drinking or eating anything during the first fifty pages of this book. I will not be responsible otherwise.

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Butcher discusses Peace Talks at DragonCon

Jim Butcher is deeply enamored with DragonCon. After multiple signings where no one showed up, or panels at conventions where he was the only one in the room, DragonCon is where he started to feel like an author. In fact, his first panel was in the basement of the Hyatt, and while he was certain no one would show up, he was also determined to at least be there on time. He was stymied by the horde of people in the hallway, blocking his path. He figured that he was going to be late for his own panel.

Then everyone started looking at him. “What, do I have something on my face?”

“You’re Jim Butcher!”

“Yes…. do I owe you money?”

“We all came here to see you!”

And that’s when Butcher started to feel like a real writer, and will always come back to DragonCon, whenever he’s asked.

Yes, that is Butcher wearing Captain America Armor

 

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DragonCon report 2016, The Secrets of NY Times Bestselling Authors

This panel lacked truth in advertising.

Bestsellers don’t come easy. Writers share tips about breaking the barrier of the NYT Bestseller lists.

It had a collection of people who were on the Bestseller list, but nothing really about getting books sold was mentioned.
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Codex: Card-Time Strategy is Here!

Codex Game Logo

You might recall that half a year ago, I had a post about an upcoming game called “Codex”. I was incredibly excited for it, and at long last it’s shown up! I had a bit of a look through the boxes (I had gotten the Starter Set and the Core Set), and then I set up a play-by-post game with the Core Set, just to see what the game was like, now that I was able to play it for real, and not just the print-and-play demo I’d been using. So, now that it’s in my hands, it’s time to see if it lived up to the hype! Continue reading

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DragonCon 2016 Report: Fightin’ and Writin’

To begin with, I did not get fancy with the title of this panel. This is how it’s spelled out in the DragonCon listing.

In this panel

Never make a foolish mistake in a fight scene again. These pros will enlighten writers in weaponry–past, present, and future–and hand-to-hand combat. Additional Panelists: John Robinson(Moderator)

And while the list shows 6 writers, the only two people we needed were John Ringo and Kevin Dockery. In fact, while all 6 authors spoke, only Ringo and Dockery gave anything resembling original answers. I’m certain that if he could, Matthew Bowman, who was with me at the time, could correct me on this, but his problem was he couldn’t even hear the others, since they weren’t speaking half as clearly as Ringo and Dockery. Everyone who spoke after them (and they always spoke first), gave no answers of their own, but only served to expound and elaborate on the replies of Ringo and Dockery. So if you’re wondering why no one else is mentioned, it’s because no one else was worth mentioning.

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DragonCon 2016 Report: Feeding the Weapon

This was an odd little presentation. Not because of the content or the presenter, but because this was one of the few times I could barely hear what was going on.

When I came in, Kevin Dockery, former army armorer (the last US Army armorer to learn to make flints and cut glass), was discussing how there was at least one photo going around the internet with him pointing a flame thrower at Jack in the Box, Ronald McDonald, “holding them at broiler point.”

Heh. So, yeah, that was fun.

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The First Annual Dragon Awards

So, some things of note here, while I think of them.

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Michelangelo Was Not a Secret Feminist: An Artistic Fisk

We know that the internet is full of crazies, but every now and then, one of them is so staggeringly deranged, we just have to call them out for it.

Meet today’s maniacal nutjob, Hannah Osborne, of the International Business Times.  She decided to write up this preposterous bit of demented refuse for the whole world to see and deride.  Although, to be perfectly fair, it wasn’t her idea.  The real star of this piece is Deivis de Campos of the UFCSPA (also known as the Federal University of Health Sciences of Porto Alegre) in Brazil, who made the initial ludicrous claim that “Michelangelo secretly painted symbols of the female anatomy on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.”

Genie

Yes, you did just read that.

First of all . . . what in the world could the International BUSINESS Times possibly have to say about the Sistine Chapel, or art in general?  I know: they have an office in their basement devoted to conspiracy theories, rather than, you know, business.

Yep, Mulder and Scully have a file on Michelangelo and how he was secretly a radical feminist.  It’s right there with the ones labeled “The Jersey Devil,” “Beyond the Sea,” and “The Ghost In the Machine.”

And here you thought that Dan Brown and The DaVinci Code was out in the Twilight Zone.  At least that was a novel, and not a study actually published in a supposedly reputable journal.

So, here at The Catholic Geeks, we’re going to entertain you with a fisk of this particularly memorable idiocy.  As usual, the original text is in italics, and my commentary is in bold.

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New Shows of Fall Season

The following TV shows are actually new. To my knowledge, they are not based on any previous product. They are, at the very least, slightly unique.

For example…

APB (FOX)

 

So, Tony Stark took over a police department, and he’s now on his way to taking over the police department of the entire city.

Do you want RoboCop? Because this is how you get RoboCop.

Seriously, this feels like someone saw the 90s show The District, and just threw in Tony Stark.

However….

The executive producer is the same one from Lucifer, as well as the creator of Burn Notice, Matt Nix. All right, they have my attention.

“Inspired by true events” … huh. Okay.

Pros: This looks like insane fun. With the guys from Lucifer, Burn Notice, and Ernie Hudson.

Cons: Too many possibilities to take this into Mary Sue territory … which they may have deflated in the last scene of the trailer, so who knows? There may be hope for this. The pilot could just be setting up all the toys to make them look unstoppable, followed by “Darn. The whole city wants this. We’re screwed.”

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Russia’s “Guardians”: Now With 100% More Man-Bear!

Man-Bear Guardians Movie

I heard about Guardians some time back: in a nutshell, it’s a Russian version of The Avengers…which means that in some ways, it’s actually quite different. For one, there’s a character who turns into a were-bear. Only in Russia! Well, now there’s a new trailer out, so I think it’s time to dig a bit more into this rather unique bit of cinema that’s coming to a theater not so near you… Continue reading

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Fall Television Resurrects Everything

I had recently joked on my own blog that this fall is the return of everything.

I didn’t know that all of these jokes would come true.

The following are just the TV shows that are based on something else: a film, another TV show, something that’s already aired, already been enjoyed, and is now being brought back from the dead in an attempt to cash in on nostalgia value.

Hey, if Michael Bay can do it with Ninja Turtles and Transformers, why can’t television? And in an age where TV has already brought back Rush Hour as a show, why not?

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Legendary: Civil War Expansion

Tying in with this year’s release of the MCU film, Captain America: Civil War, Upper Deck has designed a big box expansion for Legendary revolving around the event. The expansion follows the version from the comics predominately, but there is certainly a little movie influence, such as the inclusion of Baron Helmut Zemo as a Mastermind and the Vision as a hero. This set tells the story through the eyes of Captain America’s anti-registration heroes, featuring the pro-registration side as the villains and Masterminds. In addition to the new heroes and villains, however, this set includes a number of new gameplay additions, rivaling the complexity of Secret Wars: Volume 1. Sidekicks make a return, but this time in special versions. A new hero mechanic, “Divided” cards, add interesting options to the battlefield, and new types of Wounds make an appearance in the game for the first time.

Legendary Civil War

For previous Legendary sets – 

Legendary: A Marvel Deck-Building Game

Dark City

Fantastic Four

Paint the Town Red

Guardians of the Galaxy

Secret Wars: Volume 1

Secret Wars: Volume 2

Captain America 75th Anniversary

 

What’s in this set – 16 new heroes with one new team, 5 new Masterminds, 8 Schemes, 7 Villain Groups and 2 Henchmen Villain Groups, 2 new types of Bystander (7 cards total), 15 special Sidekicks, and 15 Grievous Wounds. A grand total of 370 cards, 20 more than the standard big box set!

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