What We Will and Won’t Miss from the Star Wars Expanded Universe

Six things we won’t miss from the demise of the Star Wars Expanded Universe (EU), and four things we will.

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Last year, the Holy Rodent Empire (aka: Disney), released a note on the state of its expanded universe, including games and books, comic books, etc. Everything “before” the films are still considered cannon, probably because it can’t interfere in any potential movies, all set in the future. Of course, even that may be up for grabs, and at the discretion of the Mouse.

Keep in mind, this is a lot of material. Comic books, novels, audio books, and everything short of fan fiction has been fodder for this large, almost unwieldy universe that has been built up around George Lucas’ empire.

But will we miss any of it?

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Classic Reviews: Forbidden Planet

These days, it’s easy to love being a geek, what with all the Marvel movies and shows, various urban fantasy shows, tons of great books to read, and even favorite classic video games possibly making a comeback. Geek has become popular and mainstream.

But these are not the only Days of the Geek.

I am reminded of a Marian Call song, where she affirms that “I was a geek before it was chic.” Well, that applies to movies as well.

There are some movies that were geek long before such a thing was chic.

Before Star Wars (1977), and even before Star Trek TOS (1966-1969), there were movies for geeks.

Now, I’m sure some of you are thinking: “Well, sure there were science fiction movies in the forties and fifties, but they are all so terrible, we’ll just pretend they don’t exist at all. I mean, come on: THEM! (1954)? Godzilla (1956)? Those aren’t real geek movies. They’re dorky cult movies that are so bad they’re good.”

I beg to differ.

Starting today, we begin a special series here at The Catholic Geeks. I’ll be reviewing some of the greatest science fiction movie classics from the early days of movies, the ones that were geek before it was chic, and which shaped how science fiction stories are told today.

And besides, they’re entertaining. Don’t forget that particular point.

First up, it’s Forbidden Planet (1956), starring Walter Pidgeon, Leslie Nielsen, and Anne Francis, with a special appearance by Robby the Robot.

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Video Game Review of Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, was an awesome, awesome game.  Does Part five, Skyrim, also hold on to the legacy?

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Overview of OVERWATCH

Blizzard Entertainment is kind of a big deal in gaming right now. If you haven’t heard of them, odds are you’ve heard of one of their major franchises: Warcraft, Starcraft, or Diablo. For most of Blizzard’s career, these were their only franchises, but they have expanded their gaming arsenal in the past couple of years. Starting with Hearthstone, a trading card game with a World of Warcraft theme, then moving into Heart of the Storm, a multiplayer arena battle game involving a mash-up of characters from Blizzard games, set to release sometime this year. While neither of these truly extends beyond the universes of the original three franchises, Blizzard’s most recently-added game, Overwatch, does.

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Read All About It! Sale at Chesterton Press!

Today, May 29th, is a very special day for the followers of reason, writing, and common sense.  It is the 141st birthday of the ever-witty Apostle of Common Sense, G. K. Chestertion!

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In honor of this special day, Chesterton Press is having a SALE!

That means saving money on smart people stuff.

Today only, you can save 29% on everything at Chesterton Press.

So retain your common sense.  Buy something.

G.K. Chesterton will be impressed with your purchase skills.

 

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Memorial Day: Bedroom Eyes

I wrote this story for Liberty Island’s Memorial Day short story contest in memory of my grandfather, T/Sgt. Lewis Forbes Smith, and the crew of his B29, Bedroom Eyes. I am pleased to say that it received one of the Honorable Mention awards.  Here it is for your reading pleasure.  Please comment and critique, if you like.


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The box was nothing special. It was no more than a dilapidated piece of cardboard held together with a combination of old tape, new tape, and a nearly-spent rubber band, keeping the long-ago-stomped-flat lid in place. She could barely make out the faded words Midland Shoe Company on the surface, but only because she already knew they were there. The box was coated in dust, except for the very recent set of fingerprints on either side, where she had taken it down from its shelf in the closet.

She sat in an old rocking chair, staring at it, her feet barely moving the chair back and forth. She wanted to open it, but something made her afraid to.

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Happy Birthday to One of Our Own

Everyone, join us in conviviality! The Catholic Geeks’ own Lori Janeski, the Organist Most Texan, Queen of the Fisk, and Empress Lorraine the Brobdingnagian of Fishkill St. Wednesday (don’t ask) celebrates her birthday this day!

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Video Games: Not the Root of All Evil

There they go again.

A while back, (on another Catholic site) I wrote an article about video games, essentially saying that, yes, they’re morally neutral, they are what you make of them, and the violent, profanity-ridden video games are clearly labeled for your protection. Now please shut up and let me violently murder these alien hordes, okay? Thanks.

Almost immediately, there were two objections from the knee-jerk cliché department. “Well, I played video games and there are no positives. It makes you anti-social. And you can’t evangelize at all.”

I also had “video games are a prevalent factor in mass shootings” argument.

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Both arguments are so full of inaccuracies, it is obvious that neurons have died just reading those words – some of those neurons are mine, by the way. Continue reading

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Lego Marvel Superheroes.

This is what happens when the biggest film franchise of all times meets the safest children’s toy of all time.

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Review: Specter

In Bleeder, by John Desjarlais, we were introduced to philosophy professor Reed Stubblefield, who thought in Aristotle quotes. During a bit of R and R in the countryside, in a quiet, sleepy little village right out of a Miss Marple novel, he meets a priest, the local stigmatic. When the priest is murdered, Reed becomes the primary suspect.

What follows is an intricate, brilliant work that Agatha Christie would have been happy with.  Desjarlais’ prose is tight, erudite and powerful. His vocabulary is well-used. He knows how to engage the reader, and is very good with turning a phrase.

I enjoyed this book, and I was surprised by the villain-reveal at the end. Five stars all the way. Continue reading

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In Memorium per Cantum

ARLINGTON, VA - MAY 24:  Small US flags wave in the wind after being placed in front of headstones at Arlington National Cemetery during the Flag-In Ceremony ahead of the Memorial Day weekend May 24, 2007 in Arlington, Virginia. It took approximately 3 hours for 1,300 soldiers, sailors and marines to put more than 300,000 flags in front of each of the gravestones at Arlington National Cemetery.  (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)

Memorial Day, here in the US, is a bit of a mixed bag. It is, by its very nature, a day we set aside to focus on those who have laid their lives down in pain, misery, and suffering, so that others wouldn’t have to. Often, those others are neighbors and fellow countymen; sometimes, complete strangers from other nations.

And yet, it’s a celebration as well. The school year is either over or almost so; in most places in the United States, it’s finally warm and dry enough to have perfect grilling and picnicking weather. The long weekend is a perfect opportunity for this and other activities.

It’s a strange contradiction in American life; a contradiction that compliments itself, as happens with so many other things in life. Americans just seem to raise it to an art form. Memorial Day, perhaps more so than any other American holiday, is a sober celebration. It is a day of remembering that we can forget; that others have paid the price for what we enjoy, and that they did so with that in mind. With the intention that we can celebrate this day without a care in the world, without asking for any special recognition for themselves in return.  Continue reading

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Can Frankenstein Resurrect Fox?

Many moons ago, I had heard that Dean Koontz’s Frankenstein material was going to be made into a film.  But then book 3 took forever to come out, it was clear that it wasn’t going to be as good with Koontz alone writing it, it became several more books that I wasn’t interested in, etc.

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The Tyranny of the Mega-Novel: A Fisk

Yesterday’s fisk covered a lot of stupidity, and there is more to be slapped down today. There is a counter-argument for yesterday’s article, also from The Guardian, and it was written by someone who is dumb enough to deserve multiple fisks (see here and here), Damien Walter, or, as The International Lord of Hate calls him, The Guardian’s Village Idiot. Counter to yesterday’s post that it is impossible for fantasy to be written in short fiction, our friend Damien thinks that fantasy needs more short fiction. On the surface, we can agree with him, but fear not! The stupidity is right there beneath the surface, like an iceberg waiting to ambush you.

Ah, time for some more slapping fun.

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As usual, the original is in italics and my comments are in bold.

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The Return of Minority Report

Yeah.  Minority Report as a television show.  Uh huh. So … this happened.

Item the first, bad things happened to the last sci-fi cop show on television, just saying.

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Scarlet Pimpernel, Vatican Style

They seek him here, they seek him there,
Those Nazi seek him everywhere!
Is he in Heaven or is he in Hell?
That demned elusive Pimpernel.

o'flahertyThose who know the musical are probably raising an eyebrow.  For this post I decided to go a bit old school, lest we forget the awesome Catholics we aspire to be.  I speak not of the English Sir Percy Blakeney, but of the Irish Monsignor Hugh O’Flaherty.  Similar in their methods and gall to save the innocent from the tyrannical oppressive bad guys.

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More Fall TV: Blindspot

First of all, if the actress looks familiar, picture her with long hair. With battle armor.  And a Valkyrie.  Yes, this is lady Sif from the Marvel movie universe, Jamie Alexander. I guess somebody saw her on Agents of SHIELD and said “She looks good on tv …. and she stole the episodes. We can forgive the petty larceny.”

However, someone covered in tattoos, each of them telling a story. There’s a part of my brain that’s saying “Wasn’t this The Illustrated Man by Ray Bradbury?”
While I find the premise intriguing enough to give it a go, my gut reaction is “This is going to go the route of Lost, isn’t it?”
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Fantasy Worlds in Short Fiction: A Fisk

AUTHOR RAGE ACTIVATED!

There are few things more maddening than some stupid liberal author trying to tell all the rest of us what is and isn’t possible. They seem to enjoy making gigantic blanket statements that are supposed to be read as cold hard fact, and then stand behind them without any specific evidence to support that asinine claim (as I have already shown in another fisk), all the while writing with this I’m so much better than you tone that makes my teeth hurt.

They aren’t voicing an opinion; they’re trying to change how people think. They want to make sure that everyone else agrees with their stupid-ass statement, I suppose because it makes them feel powerful. I don’t really care what their reasons are; their words are stupid enough all by themselves.

Today’s fisk is part one of a two-part fisk, just because both of these “opposing-view” articles are so stupid, a significant amount of derision must be applied to each of them in turn, just so that no one ever takes them seriously.

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Behold the idiocy of one Natasha Pulley, who seems to think that “fantasy cannot build its imaginary world in short fiction.” As usual, the original text is in italics, while my comments are in bold.

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Coming to TV: Lucifer as Detective?

Yes, you saw that correctly, this is a real thing. Lucifer is bored with running Hell, so he moved to LA.  How he can tell the difference is beyond me.

Anyway, Lucifer is also fed up with vice directly affecting those around him, so he’s going to help the LAPD. Continue reading

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Hidden Catholicism: Why Catholics Shouldn’t Hate or Fear Victor Hugo

Victor Hugo’s Les Miserables has once again gained status as a pop culture icon. It was bad enough when it was just a Broadway musical. I hadn’t seen it at all in high school, and yet I was very familiar with many of the songs. I’m sure many of you can say the same. Every time a girl in high school has to audition for a part in the school musical or has to sing a solo for the school talent show, nine times out of ten, she’ll pick either “On My Own” or “I Dreamed a Dream.”

It has been made into a movie more times than most people care to count, even as far back as 1934. It’s been done in English and in French, in black-and-white and color, for the theater, and made-for-TV. Then Liam Neeson played Jean Valjean in another movie version, and propelled the story back into the spotlight. Now, even the musical is now available on DVD and instant streaming. Then the new movie version of that musical was released last year, and all the Les Miz geeks came out of the woodwork, singing their favorite selections and, in general, driving the rest of the world bonkers.

I know, because I was singing along with everyone else.

I had avoided the musical for most of my life. I actually read the book before I ever saw the musical, and I read the complete and unabridged version. I did my undergraduate thesis on Les Miserables, and so I have spent more time on the work and its author than most fans of the musical.

Which is why when Catholics I respect tell me that Victor Hugo was anti-Catholic, and give me this funny oh-you-poor-unfortunate-soul condescending smile when I tell them what my thesis topic was, I start to lose my temper.

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The Nastiness of the Obligatory, Pre-Mass Rosary, and Other Problems

My parish (which shall remain nameless. So no comments with names, any of you who know me well enough to know where I go to Mass.  Yes, this means you) has some funky habits. Like the Children’s Bulletins. Or the first-Sunday Children’s Homily, complete with cheap made-in-China presents for the kids. Or saying the St. Michael prayer before the Final Blessing, and not after it, like most people do.

Another one of those is the Obligatory Pre-Mass Rosary.

Now, Holy Mary, please don’t smite me for what I am about to complain. I don’t hate the Rosary. I hate what people do with it.

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