AKA Avengers 3: Civil War: A Spoiler-free Review

“Even if the whole world is telling you to move, it is your duty to plant yourself like a tree and say, ‘No, you move.’” –Sharon Carter

When stated in the film, this quote seemed to state one of the major themes that drove the actions of Captain America in the latest Marvel film Civil War. It was originally stated in the Civil War comics by Cap, but the way it was given here gave Cap a chance to hear it and reflect upon it. The quote summarized one of Cap’s guiding philosophies: always stand for what you believe in, no matter who or what is pushing against you. This philosophy pushed the film forward as Cap fights against not only the Avengers but the world in an effort to save his friend Bucky Barnes.

This film was an ambitious project for Marvel, and for the most part they pulled it off well. Each Avenger was given a decent amount of screen time, even Spider-Man, who I expected to be a simple cameo. In fact, it was Spider-Man and Ant-Man that made the scenes they were in so fantastic. They were both so thrilled to simply be a part of something important, and it showed in their enthusiasm during the battle they both fought in.

Black PantherBlack Panther was another excellent addition to fantastic line-up of characters—and quite possibly my favorite character. Not only was he a total bad ass, but he had one of the greatest single-film Marvel character arcs I’ve seen yet. I was completely blown away by his journey, but I can’t say too much about it without giving away some pretty major spoilers. Although I can say that I can’t wait to see what Marvel does with his character in future films!

The third and final thing that impressed me the most was Tony Stark’s character arc. Matthew Bowman mentioned on his other blog that we’ve been shown Tony’s growth as a character since the first Iron Man film, and I think that out of every Marvel film, Tony grows the most in Civil War. He started and ended the film incredibly broken, but as the story progressed, there was a visible shift in his motivations and what drives his character.

sokovia accords.pngI think that the biggest (non-spoilery) complaint over the film that I have is the characterization of Captain America. While his philosophy of standing firm held true throughout the course of the film, it was that standing firm that seemed to detract from his character. I can’t say much in terms of specifics since I’m trying to avoid spoiling this for everyone who hasn’t seen it, but I thought the film could have done a better job handling the internal conflict provided by both the Sokovia Accords (the document that was supposed to regulate the actions of the Avengers) and Cap’s quest to save Bucky at any cost.

I see why Marvel decided to make Civil War a Captain America film, but it seemed more like Avengers 3 than Captain America 3. The overly-large cast was managed well, both within the Avengers team and in the supporting characters. Although while the plot did ultimately focus on Cap’s interactions with the rest of the team and his determination to save Bucky, the conflict over the Sokovia Accords, which caused the Avengers to split in the first place, seemed to hold more importance over the big picture of the MCU than Bucky. One of the hallmarks of a good Avengers film has been the far reaching consequences of the events that took place. The world of the MCU has always changed on a rather large scale after an Avengers film, and the implications of Civil War shares that gravity. I personally can’t wait to see where Marvel takes the broken Avengers next.

 

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A Taste of Fandom: A ‘Geeky Chef Cookbook’ Review

(Full disclosure: I am not being paid for this review. Just my own honest opinion.)

I seriously doubt there is not a geek out there who has wished to stepped into their fandom for brief moment. I will fully admit that I have wanted to go and visit Middle Earth, or fly in an X-Wing. With Cassandra Reeder’s The Geeky Chef Cookbook: Real-Life Recipes for Your Favorite Foods – Unofficial Recipes from Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, and more geeks around the world get the opportunity to at least get a taste into their favorite world.

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Cover (retrieved from the Geeky Chef website)

Making the same dishes your favorite characters are eating can be fun. I have done this before with Nero Wolfe (note: this is not in the cookbook); he has a very specific way of making corn. According to him boiling corn is an atrocity that many American housewives commit every night. The only way to cook corn is to roast it, and he is right! Go check out Murder is Corny by Rex Stout and try the recipe!

Before each recipe Reeder has a brief introduction about what inspired and how she came up with each recipe. There is a lot of thought that goes into the development of each recipe. For this review I made the lembas bread which, of course, is from the Lord of the Ring trilogy (shame on those who did not know that). Reeder explained that she was trying to accomplish what was said about lembas in the book, how it was very filling with the smallest bite. I doubt that Frodo or Sam would have gotten very far on their trip to Mordor without this foodstuff. There were only two ingredients that I usually do not have on my regular shopping list and those were macadamia nuts and whey protein powder. At first I was little confused with the use of the whey protein, but then it clicked in my brain – that is what makes it so filling.

I made one goof, nothing too bad that would lead to the kitchen exploding, but the pan I used was not wide enough. The result was that my lembas bread was very thick, as in you need a fork to eat it thick. However, taste wise it was very yummy.

How yummy you ask? Let’s just say that my family descended upon the lembas bread like a group of adventuring Hobbits. Will I do this recipe again? Yes, indeed I will, with the proper size pan even. It makes a wonderful breakfast item.

As I mentioned before Reeder put in a lot of thought to the development of the recipes going to original source material for inspiration and to make it as close to the original as Earthly possible. She covers a wide variety of fandoms ranging from Star Trek and Star Wars to Game of Thrones and Discworld. Video games are not excluded with recipe inspirations from Minecraft, Pokemon, and Kingdom Hearts to name a few. I must confess the recipe that sealed the deal of me getting this cookbook was the recipe for Spoo from Babylon 5. I almost became one with my innerself right then and there! 😉

There are a handful of recipes that require some hard-to-find ingredients which may require a visit to a specialty store or two, but I feel that it does not detract from the enjoyment.  The lembas recipe was relatively easy to follow with no overtly complicated techniques (which can be said for all the recipes in the book).  I will caution those who have a knack for burning water or have zero experience turning on an oven to find a fellow geek who a bit more comfortable in the kitchen to help out.

I highly recommend this cookbook; it is very shiny. My only disappointment is that the recipe for Soylent Green did not list human in the ingredients list.

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Did the Pope say ISIS was just like Jesus?

Gasp! Horror! The Pope said something controversial!

Wait, haven’t we gone through this at least once a month since he was elected? And didn’t 99% of that proven to be obviously different from what was reported, if not an outright lie on the part of the media?

Media Bias Pope

So much Strawpope, so little time . . . but this one is so over-the-top that I just had to take some of my busy time to address it. I can’t do it in detail, but we’ll cover the three accusations given in this Infowars article. Continue reading

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24’s Legacy

I am so conflicted about this one.

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APB: Something New

 

Imagine if Tony Stark took over a police precinct.

Once that terrifying thought is done processing, now imagine that his toys and tactics are on the way to taking over the police department of the entire city.

Do you want to create RoboCop? Because this is how you get RoboCop.

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The Exorcist has Returned

A while ago, I did a personal blog discussion “The Return of everything.” I didn’t quite mean it to be this literal.

Welcome to the return of The Exorcist. 

 

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Little Sisters Beat ObamaCare

Okay, the title is a bit of an exaggeration, however, the ruling stands. The Supreme Court told the lower courts to find a way to defend the Little Sisters of the Poor against ObamaCare.

In case you are not aware, the Little Sisters of the Poor, an order of nuns, had been previously told that they had to submit to the portion of the “Affordable Care Act” that states that they have to pay for abortifacents, sterilizations, and contraceptives.

First, the Supreme Court issued a stay against this stupidity. Then, today, Monday May 16, the Court told the lower courts to figure it out, and don’t make me come down there.

This, of course, is not the end of the issue. The Court has just passed the buck back down.

However, even Ruth Bader Ginsberg, queen of the leftist scum herself, voted to send this back into the well of filth from wence it came. This was a unanimous decision, and no one in their right minds wanted to touch it.

The lower court had better figure it out, because the first ruling is basically “Don’t make me come down there.” The next time, the lower court may not be so lucky.

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Year Two Begins

I totally didn’t plan for the first anniversary of The Catholic Geeks to fall on Pentecost. Honest. It’s cooler if it started on Pentecost.

But yes, as of today, we are a year old. Our audience — all of you reading us, day after day — has grown larger than I’d expected. Our crazy little project has done more than I had thought we would, and I’ve enjoyed the emails, blog comments, and social media posts that have told us about how we’ve helped you, given you new perspective, introduced you to cool new fandoms and concepts, and helped you share your own favorites.

Like most one-year-olds, we’ve got a lot of growing ahead of us, but I’m happy with how things have gone and I’m looking forward to our second year.

Thank you for reading! (But I’m afraid the cake is still under construction.)

Leanne Bakes Lego Cake

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Is Friday the 13th a Bad Day?

Happy Friday the 13th, paraskevidekatriaphobes! I’m just stopping off at the blog to type up a quick post on an interesting subject.

Why is this day considered unlucky? Like many elements of folklore and superstition, it’s hard to trace; but the most accepted theory is that it stems from medieval contemplation of Christian elements. Continue reading

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A Zombie Game With Brains: The Walking Dead, Season 1

The Walking Dead Clementine

You’ve probably heard of the popular TV show The Walking Dead. You know, the one that actually made it cool to watch TV about zombies. You might even know about the original comics that the show was based on. This blog post isn’t about either of those, however: it’s about the official computer game that brings in a story tandem to the story of the show/comics. It’s a combination of “interactive movie” and classic adventure game that places its emphasis heavily on the narrative and storytelling. So how’s that shake out?

Note: this is a spoiler-free review that covers “Season 1” of the game, which is sold in five-episode seasons. Season 1, Season 2, and a spinoff featuring the show/comics character Michonne are currently released, with Season 3 coming in the indeterminate future. Continue reading

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Novel Ninja Review of Captain America: Civil War

If you’re looking for a review of the latest MCU movie, I have one up at my writing/editing blog, Novel Ninja. I tend to do most of my reviews over there, but I don’t always link to them here.

The other CG authors are planning on seeing the movie sometime in the next week, so a Catholic Geeks review may be forthcoming. However, if all you’re looking for is an answer to whether it has objectionable material: nope! It’s emotional and violent and probably scary for many little kids, but otherwise it’s family-friendly.

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Legendary: Guardians of the Galaxy Expansion

As a tie-in to the Guardians of the Galaxy film of 2014, Upper Deck introduced the third “small box” expansion for Legendary: A Marvel Deck-Building Game (the game’s fourth Legendary: Guardians of the Galaxyexpansion overall, following Dark City, Fantastic Four, and Paint the Town Red), themed after the titular team of cosmically-inclined heroes. While the previous expansions increased the cast of characters and added new objectives and keywords, the Guardians of the Galaxy set went a step farther by expanding the gameplay mechanics, most prominently with the Shards feature.

 

What’s in this set – 5 heroes in one new team, 2 Masterminds, 4 Schemes, 2 Villain Groups, and 18 Shard tokens.

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Quick Anime Review: ERASED (Boku dake ga Inai Machi)

Erased Kayo Smile Anime

“Baka na no?”

I started ERASED (or, as it was originally in the Japanese, “Boku dake ga Inai Machi”, “The Town Where Only I Am Missing”) because Matt had seen it advertised through Crunchyroll. Being that I’m the resident Anime of the Catholic Geeks, he kicked it over to me for a perusal. It looked interesting enough for a new show–a cool premise that could allow for some good storytelling.

It’s a 12-episode drama about a protagonist who has the ability to relive the moments just before something tragic happens, and therefore can intervene to change things. I’ve seen shows like that before–anime with an interesting premise that ultimately don’t stand out too much. When I started actually watching the show, I found something much stronger… Continue reading

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Amoris Laetitia: What the Pope Actually Said (Part Two)

Today, we continue our analysis of Pope Francis’ post-synodal apostolic exhortation, Amoris Laetitia.  Last time, I already told you to go and read the document, so hopefully you did.  I’ll say again: don’t believe what the lamestream media says about it; read it yourself.

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Or not.  Actually it’s all the same.  I just really wanted to use that line.  Welcome to Part Two of the Papal Document Non-Fisk Commentary.

The analysis continues as usual, if you are still interested.

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A Quick Review (not exactly anime): RWBY

Ruby Scythe RWBY Animation

Making something new is hard, and the most difficult part of that is definitely the beginning. RWBY is a case in point. You might remember seeing its “Red” trailer on the internet a long time ago; it was a visually stylish action scene with fairy-tale motifs and over-the-top visuals. When the actual series launched it was…not quite as impressive from the get-go. But did it stay that way?

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Hitler Finds Out About the Dragon Awards

The Social Justice Generals inform their Great Leader about the formation of the Dragon Awards.

 

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Source: Hitler Finds Out About the Dragon Awards

Yes, if you’ve never seen one of these, you’re in for a treat.

If you have no idea about the Hugo Kerfluffle…. have a link. Though I warn you, it’s a very long story. It’s less a rabbit hole, and more like a bottomless pit. With the Sarlaac at the bottom.

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Amoris Laetitia: What The Pope Actually Said (Part One)

Every time Pope Francis sneezes, we have to endure the constant lamestream media’s commentary on how that sneeze means that he’s going to change Church Teaching on marriage, the family, homosexuality, abortion, or whatever the hell else they’re lobbying for that day.

So, of course, when he wrote his post-synodal apostolic exhortation, the media frenzy began again.

We should not listen to a word they say.  I’ve already talked about how the media completely misrepresented his statement on guns, for example.  So why do people keep tuning in, and forming their opinions on what a few obviously biased and agenda-driven media whores say the pope said?

Because it’s easy.

It’s so much easier to click on the Yahoo news link and read the biased summary, than it is to go to the Vatican website and spend your day actually reading the document.

In the words of the late, great, and wonderful Mother Angelica:

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Substitute “lazy” for “liberal,” and it works just as well.

So I spent my time actually reading Amoris Laetitia, mostly because I needed to know what Pope Francis actually said.  I want to know what Pope Francis actually said.  I wanted to make sure that, at least in this little corner of the internet, the lies, distortions, blasphemies, nonsense, and manipulations of the left-controlled lamestream media and those who loathe and despise us would NOT affect the opinions and formation of anyone who reads this blog.

Of course, I’m a bit cranky at the moment, so you will excuse my bluntness.  Take my advice: go get up off your rear end and read the document yourself.  Read everything he said, and then judge what he said.  Don’t believe what the media tells you, and don’t believe the angry pseudo-Catholics who read what the media says and then claim that the end times are coming, or that Pope Francis is the antichrist.  Don’t even believe everything that I say about it.  I have my own set of rose-colored lenses, just like everyone else.  I plan on quoting the document directly, which is something the lamestream media whores won’t do, but maybe my conclusions are different from the Pope’s, and maybe different from yours.  Maybe I got it wrong; I’m not infallible, and I’m definitely not all-knowing.  Go read.

NOLA

It’s not that hard.

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Daredevil Isn’t Catholic Enough: A Superhero Fisk

I just finished watching season two of Daredevil this weekend, and I have to say, I really enjoyed it.  The characters were wonderfully three-dimensional, the script was great, the acting was great, and the camera work, and sound and visual effects were top-of-the-line.  I won’t give away too many spoilers, but just a disclaimer: Elektra annoyed me until the very last episode, and then she was just plain awesome.  The Foggy vs. Matt storyline was just a tiny bit heavy-handed, but I have a preference for stories in which the heroes fight the bad guys, not each other, although I have to admit that conflict between friends produces a lot of plot.

So, this morning, my mom sends me this article from The Catholic Thing (never heard of them), and my head nearly exploded at the office.  I hate to start a fist-fight between us and our fellow Catholics, but sometimes, somebody needs a good fisking.

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As usual, the original is in italics, and my comments are in bold.

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Finally Some News about the Dresden Files!

As you all probably know by now, we’re big fans of The Dresden Files here at CG. (The books, not the show. Except for Olivia, but we forgive her. Mostly.)

There’s been an unusually long delay for the latest book in this epic series, though. It’s been almost two years since Skin Game was released, and we have yet to get even a release date for the next installment, Peace Talks. Yes, we had the (really great) Aeronaut’s Windlass last fall, starting an entirely new series that I want to see more of, but face it, we want more Harry Dresden. Well, we finally have an answer for the delay!

According to a hot-off-the-presses announcement, Jim Butcher has been revamping the first book, Storm Front, into a new edition, updated to fit with the worldbuilding of the rest of the series. As longtime fans know, the first two books have several details that don’t really fit with the direction Jim went later on; now he’s going to be releasing special editions that fix that, as well as add new material.

From the press release:

Over the years, Jim has often been asked, “If you could go back and change anything about the series, what would it be?” He’s previously shrugged off such queries with a non-committal quip, but he admits the questions always struck a chord with him.  Today, on the 16th anniversary of Storm Front’s release, Jim answers the fans’ call with The Dresden Files Special Edition.

This definitive collection seeks to bring the series more in line with his original vision, adding characters and worldbuilding details that would’ve been impossible given the constraints of the publishing industry at the time.

Jim credits the influence of his long-beloved Spider-Man franchise in this decision, citing the perennial appeal of Peter Parker’s origin story.  He muses, “I’ve always wondered what Harry Dresden’s early life would’ve been like if he’d faced functionally identical villains, but with a different love interest, and with him being slightly more attractive, in a millennial way.”

The first novel will be rebranded as “Harry Dresden v The Shadowman: Front of Storms.” Jim draws readers’ attention to the “v” as opposed to the more conventional “vs.,” citing this choice as a way of “keep[ing] it from being a straight ‘versus’ book, even in the most subtle way.” This essential installment is due out in bookstores April 31st.

Jim hopes fans will embrace this new edition, as he looks forward to correcting an oversight in the dream sequence in Dead Beat, where he neglected to mention Harry’s father’s uncanny resemblance to Hayden Christensen.

If successful, Jim plans to reboot the series again in five years with an entirely different publisher.

Dresden Files cover art Ghost Story

I’m sure the date of this announcement is, of course, absolutely coincidental. Happy April 1st!

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A Review of Marvel’s Jessica Jones

So, I have, at long last, gotten to Netflix series Jessica Jones. Obviously, this review is late, as the series came out in November, and the new season of Daredevil has already begun.

So, now that we’re finally here, where do we begin?

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